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The autumnal dip in temperatures heralds all manner of special seasons: Pumpkin Spice Season, Decorative Gourd Season, Baggy Sweater Season, and, most wonderful of all, Grey Sweatpants Season. Like the November release of the Beaujolais Nouveau, grey sweatpants season is a subtly spicy, fruit-forward treat that will quench your thirst. Like a birthday present of unusual shape, wrapped very precisely, sweatpants both slyly disguise and accentuate that which they conceal. Whether it’s junk in the trunk or eggplants in the pants, grey sweatpants on a hot guy is a gift. But be careful: doctors report a sharp rise in whiplash coinciding with the double-takes produced by hot guys strolling by in grey sweatpants. You’ve got to be prepared. Stretch it out and warm up. Here’s a bunch of hot guys in sweatpants, many of them grey, to help.
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Justin Theroux
Justin Theroux in The Leftovers is the Patron Saint of Grey Sweatpants Season. Look at this image! What a blessing. He fills out those sweatpants so… wait for it… theroux-ly.
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Val Chrmerkovsky
The thing about grey sweatpants is that, like famed dance company Pilobolus, they do so much with shadow.
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Jon Hamm
If Justin Theroux is the Patron Saint of Grey Sweatpants, Jon Hamm is its pope. Blessed!
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Michael B. Jordan
It takes a lot to give black sweatpants, ahem, definition but the Creed star does it.
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Street Style Sweatpants
Check out this silver fox zaddy at Milan Fashion Week, giving major hygge vibes in sweatpants and a white blazer.
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Céline Dion’s bodyguard
These are objectively not sweatpants and yet we are unable to care. Also: Céline’s track suit overcoat needs a post all its own.
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Zac Efron
Report: our head is in the game.
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Trey Songz
Rolled up sweats, distressed, we’re pressed!
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Channing Tatum
It’s really remarkable that Channing ever wears anything besides sweatpants.
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Let’s Just Take Another Moment for This
Channing. Just… thank you.
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Jamie Foxx
We’re the person trying to tackle hug him.
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Nick Jonas
First of all: ARMS. Second of all: are these sweatpants, actually? Unclear. But we’ll allow it. Case dismissed!
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Trey Songz AGAIN!
We have a winner. Grey sweat blessings on us all.
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Chadwick Boseman
How can you look so glum while wearing sweatpants?
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Donald Glover
The erstwhile Childish Gambino arrives at LAX in the perfect flying ensemble. Prayers he’s seated next to us.
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David Beckham
The rare rolled up sweatpants: giving us a little leg.
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Al Gore
Yowza! Is it getting hot in here or is it just climate change?
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David Beckham Again!
Slides with sweats and socks: definitely a gamble but he makes it work.
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Khalid
These might be leggings. Unclear. Whatever, thirst is not specific.
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Charlie Puth
He’s really leaning into the whole “lazy Sunday at home look,” but we’d still Netflix & Chill with him.
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Kevin Hart
With some pretty phallic balloons.
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Adam Levine
Too baggy. Thank u, next!
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Kevin Hart
With fewer phalluses. (These are track pants but rules are meant to be broken, okay?)
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