Real estate experts expect the housing market to cool off in 2019, but one suburban Philadelphia listing is keeping things… steamy. The 5-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom colonial is described as a “one of a kind suburban home with a sexy twist.” The twist is a sex dungeon furbished with chains, animal skin rugs, and medieval-style stocks!
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The listing suggests that the “private sexual oasis”—which includes multiple wooden structures to be tied to and a sex swing—can be “converted back to a typical suburban basement.” Your local contractor will dine out on the story of this job for years to come! According to the listing, the $750,000 property is in an award-winning school district and draws in $2,000 for weekend nights on AirBnB.
Shoppers who are afraid of sex ghosts will be glad to know that, on AirBnB, the home is not listed as an orgy palace. In fact, “the underground private wing” is not available to guests.
But then, once you’re looking for it, the whole house is full of places to have sex. The pool table—which is included. The “custom gazebo”. The “large granite island”. The “large granite countertops”! The world is your sex oyster.
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