It goes without saying that everyone loves Fenty Beauty. From the inclusive products down to the clever marketing and promotion, numbers don’t lie. Everybody also loves Tiffany Pollard, a.k.a the “HBIC” of reality television (for the uninitiated, Pollard famously starred in VH1’s Flavor of Love and I Love New York) and queen of memes. So, what do you get when you merge Fenty Beauty’s knack for witty, strategic marketing schemes and Tiffany Pollard’s signature cocksure persona? An addictive, nearly 10-minute infomercial of Pollard reviewing all the products on her Fenty Beauty holiday wishlist and helpful tips to make sure you’re not “greasy” or “ashy” this holiday season.
Pollard’s wishlist includes Fenty Beauty staples, like the Pro Filt’r Foundation, Face and Body Kabuki Brush, and some new products, including the new Gloss Bomb in FU$Y and the Killawatt Foil Palette. Unsure of what to get yourself—or “that Auntie that needs to shut the f–k up”—Pollard has just the right gift for you.
If you want to feel “younger and thinner”: Pro Filt’r Foundation
If you’re lonely during cuffing season and want to attract your Prince Charming: Killawatt Foil Palette
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If you want a lipstick that lasts through eating salads, saying your prayers, and….other things: Stunna Lip Paint in Unveil
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If you’re bad enough “to show up to shit you shouldn’t be at”: Stunna Lip Paint in Uninvited
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If you want to exact revenge on the woman that spit on you: Stunna Lip Paint in Uncensored
If you have a “lazy friend who likes to take a bird bath in the sink:” Frost Hunny Eye + Lip 3 pc. Set
If you have “no chill:” Snow Nights 3 pc. Lipstick Set
If you just want to feel expensive: Diamond Bomb + Face and Body Kabuki Brush
If you don’t want your girl to cause a fuss: Gloss Bomb in “FU$$Y
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