Did Anwar Hadid Have a Huge Hickey at Milan Fashion Week?

Hey, Anwar Hadid! How’s Milan Fashion Week going? Wow, yes, I love pasta, too. Have you had the risotto alla Milanese at—

Wait.

Dude, is that a—

Ha ha, yeah, I never leave the house without my Dyson, either. Hang on, man—

That’s what I do!!!!! I put Crest on my zits too!

But didn’t you walk the Tod’s show yesterday, though?

The hickey is….gone. That’s like magic.

See, this was you yesterday:

And this is you after the show…

It totally disappeared on the runway! What concealer did you use? Who were you…never mind.

Uh…….ha. Bro………………

Are you wearing—

Two different shoes?

AND TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS?????????